May 2013
lady-of-asgard:
iamtonysexual:
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
chivalrousgambler:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
immortal-complexity:
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:
If you can’t reblog this…
Honest to God. Never.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
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Chris Thoughts
[[MORE]]I’m a firm believer in that you shouldn’t regret what you’ve said or written. At the time, you meant what you wrote. Now while you can’t always speak your mind, like when you’re writing a paper, anything else you write or talk about has your feelings in it. Your thoughts are never filtered because they are what you conceive to be true. Thoughts and words...
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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When I try to get off tumblr
sodamnrelatable:
edlundgatisswhedonrowlingmoffat:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
How do you get to your # key then?
