if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via punkalois)

Ask a number and I'll answer :

1. State your name:

2. State the name that your parents almost named you:

3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?

4. What was your first job?

5. Which of your relatives do you despise the most?

6. Did anything embarassing happen this week?

7. Do you miss your ex?

8. Do you ever dream about your ex?

9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?

10. How do you wear your makeup?

11. What are some of your nicknames?

12. How many bedrooms are in your house?

13. How many bathrooms?

14. Do you have a job?

15. Do you have a car?

16. Do you think you will go to college?

17. Tell me what you think hate means:

18. What is your definition of ugly:

19. What is your definition of slutty:

20. Do you have muscles?

21. How about abs?

22. Do you work out every week?

23. Did you brush your teeth this morning?

24. Name a fact that you think is bullshit:

25. Have you ever seen Pen and Tellers Bullshit?

26. Do you like Obama?

27. Did you like Bush?

28. Something about your neighbors that you hate:

29. Something about your neighbors that you like:

30. Has your neighborhood ever thrown a block party?

31. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?

32. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd?

33. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?

34. Do you like your eyes?

35. Do you think you are pretty?

36. What do you think of girls who are ugly, who think they are hot?

37. Have you ever been called fat?

38. Have you ever confronted someone who was making fun of a stranger?

39. Are you a bitch?

40. Have you ever been to a concert?

41. Do mean people lack a soul?

42. Have you ever put a curse on someone who said something mean about you?

43. Have you ever practiced witch craft?

44. What do you think of abortion?

45. Did you know people who practice satanism could curse you?

46. Do you believe in hexes?

47. Do you believe in vampires?

48. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

49. Do you have a Jacuzzi?

50. How much money is in your pocket right this moment?

51. How much money is in your checking account?

52. How much is in your savings?

53. Are you single?

54. Do you have kids?

55. Do you want kids (for those who dont have them)?

56. What do you think of people on welfare?

57. Do you believe there should be no taxes on anything?

58. Are you smart?

59. Did you ever skip school?

60. How many times have you gotten after school detention?

61. How many times have you gotten in school suspension?

62. Have you ever been expelled? If yes, what for?

63. What is your worst subject in school?

64. Tell me what your back pack looks like:

65. Who is the ugliest person in your school? Based on ‘the inside’:

66. Who is the happiest person you know?

67. Who is the loudest perosn you know?

68. Who is the most annoying person you have ever met?

69. What celebrity do you think is hot?

70. Did you read Twilight?

71. Last movie you saw in theatre:

72. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?

73. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?

74. Have you ever cheated?

75. Have you ever flirted with someone you just met?

76. Have you ever been on a dating site?

77. Have you ever been in a physical fight?

78. Tell me one thing, about yourself, that makes you an ugly person?

79. Have you been honest?

80. Have you ever done drugs?